I think Spotify just threatened to kill me
“The story about where volcanoes come from”
This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes
There is only suffering.
(I swear my storytelling is flawless.)
my grey brick survived my brother throwing it at my head
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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